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Tax Plan Gaining Traction

A tax plan is getting some traction.
With support from this and that faction.
Will there by compromising?
Is civility now rising?
The dawn of bipartisan action?

Women Who Make More, Divorce More

A woman who makes more money,
Is more likely to leave their honey.
A family journal’s finding,
On matrimonial unbinding,
May be interesting but really not funny.

New Google Feature Shows Instant Results

Google has a new feature so inspiring.
For types who find typing quite tiring.
As you input in each letter,
The output gets better,
Is saving googles of time so desiring?

Pilots In China Misstate Experience

Commercial pilots in China have been lying,
About their total experience in flying.
They plainly were fibbing,
And so their ad-libbing,
Won’t fly with the authorities. Not buying.

Mayor Daley Announces His Retirement

Chicago Mayor Daley says he’s retiring.
So the next mayor is now worth inquiring.
Is it Dart Jackson or Rahm,
Meeks Reilly, just some,
Of the folks who are in for the hiring.

Animal-Based Diets Increase Mortality Rate

The Annals of Internal Med,
Has news that carnivores may dread.
The report is alleging,
That those who are vegging,
Live longer than those who eat red.

Hartz Recalls Dog Treats

One more recall due-due to salmonella,
For Hartz and its canine clientella.
Their treats have potential,
To make them flatuencial,
But low risk to the gal or the fella.

Rip Currents Follow Hurricane Earl

It’s swell Earl’s strength is now sinking,
But swells and storms, there’s a linking.
Avoid currents that rip,
By deferring that dip.
It's good to be currently thinking.

Toshiba recalls 41,000 Laptops

Toshiba has announced a recall.
41000 laptops, an order that’s tall.
A bit overheating,
Could byte off your tweeting.
Their website has the hot info for all.

Tony Blair's New Book

A new book that Tony Blair has written,
Tells his views on George Bush and Bill Clinton.
Bush, simple but smart,
Clinton, just a soul-mate apart.
Breaking news from the XPM of Great Britain?

New Apple TV Announced

Announced is a new Apple TV.
It’s smaller and cheaper, whoopee!
And ninety-nine cents,
Is the rental expense,
For shows that used to be free.