tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56209032164846840662024-03-08T13:14:33.189-06:00LimRickNews, The Limericks News BlogThere once was regular newsie,
who found news in prose rather snoozy.
So with Limericks in mind,
a blog he did find,
and hopefully you’ll find it amusee.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-33905384273225494012010-09-14T07:46:00.000-05:002010-09-14T07:46:27.250-05:00LimRickNews Site Goes On HiatusToday, there’s news and it’s here.<br />
LimRickNews may no longer appear.<br />
This site’s on hiatus,<br />
That's an inactive status.<br />
Like to comment? You now have my ear.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-24121651273407139942010-09-13T07:59:00.000-05:002010-09-13T07:59:39.243-05:00Tax Plan Gaining TractionA tax plan is getting some traction.<br />
With support from this and that faction.<br />
Will there by compromising?<br />
Is civility now rising?<br />
The dawn of bipartisan action?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-5273671225621031922010-09-11T20:09:00.001-05:002010-09-11T20:10:04.353-05:00Women Who Make More, Divorce MoreA woman who makes more money,<br />
Is more likely to leave their honey.<br />
A family journal’s finding,<br />
On matrimonial unbinding,<br />
May be interesting but really not funny.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-58518558148584792182010-09-10T08:13:00.000-05:002010-09-10T08:13:06.972-05:00New Google Feature Shows Instant ResultsGoogle has a new feature so inspiring.<br />
For types who find typing quite tiring.<br />
As you input in each letter,<br />
The output gets better,<br />
Is saving googles of time so desiring?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-41400097447946443762010-09-09T08:27:00.003-05:002010-09-11T20:26:19.952-05:00Pilots In China Misstate ExperienceCommercial pilots in China have been lying,<br />
About their total experience in flying.<br />
They plainly were fibbing,<br />
And so their ad-libbing,<br />
Won’t fly with the authorities. Not buying.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-75074583894291974052010-09-08T07:45:00.001-05:002010-09-08T07:49:41.555-05:00Mayor Daley Announces His RetirementChicago Mayor Daley says he’s retiring.<br />
So the next mayor is now worth inquiring.<br />
Is it Dart Jackson or Rahm,<br />
Meeks Reilly, just some,<br />
Of the folks who are in for the hiring.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-38175447360028021702010-09-07T07:40:00.001-05:002010-09-07T07:41:27.647-05:00Animal-Based Diets Increase Mortality RateThe Annals of Internal Med,<br />
Has news that carnivores may dread.<br />
The report is alleging,<br />
That those who are vegging,<br />
Live longer than those who eat red.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-28837482069956602782010-09-06T08:32:00.000-05:002010-09-06T08:32:16.616-05:00Hartz Recalls Dog TreatsOne more recall due-due to salmonella,<br />
For Hartz and its canine clientella.<br />
Their treats have potential,<br />
To make them flatuencial,<br />
But low risk to the gal or the fella.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-43688292717382607512010-09-04T09:12:00.007-05:002010-09-04T21:02:49.690-05:00Rip Currents Follow Hurricane EarlIt’s swell Earl’s strength is now sinking,<br />
But swells and storms, there’s a linking. <br />
Avoid currents that rip,<br />
By deferring that dip.<br />
It's good to be currently thinking.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-63736148985450867032010-09-03T08:08:00.000-05:002010-09-03T08:08:13.933-05:00Toshiba recalls 41,000 LaptopsToshiba has announced a recall.<br />
41000 laptops, an order that’s tall.<br />
A bit overheating,<br />
Could byte off your tweeting.<br />
Their website has the hot info for all.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-74883909498927281182010-09-02T16:05:00.001-05:002010-09-03T08:09:05.845-05:00Tony Blair's New BookA new book that Tony Blair has written,<br />
Tells his views on George Bush and Bill Clinton.<br />
Bush, simple but smart,<br />
Clinton, just a soul-mate apart.<br />
Breaking news from the XPM of Great Britain?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-77043290175871812592010-09-01T18:56:00.002-05:002010-09-01T18:56:25.261-05:00New Apple TV AnnouncedAnnounced is a new Apple TV.<br />
It’s smaller and cheaper, whoopee!<br />
And ninety-nine cents,<br />
Is the rental expense,<br />
For shows that used to be free.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-67960417621456075932010-08-31T08:16:00.002-05:002010-08-31T14:11:00.215-05:00RIM's BlackBerry and India AgreementIndia and RIM have routinized <br />
That E-mails and such can be scrutinized.<br />
So if you gotta blackberry,<br />
In South Asia, be wary,<br />
Your confidential thumbs have been euthanized.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-58124031557966321262010-08-30T08:50:00.004-05:002010-08-30T18:31:32.194-05:00Former Gov Charlie Crist: Which Party?Running for the Senate in Flor’da,<br />
Charlie Crist, a Republican, yeah sort’a.<br />
Now it’s crystal unclear,<br />
Which party he holds dear.<br />
Is he crystallizing partisan disorda?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-78905112499747588342010-08-28T09:31:00.002-05:002010-08-28T09:31:29.305-05:00Facebook Sues TeachbookFacebook has sued some entity,<br />
For using “Book” in its written identity.<br />
“Teachbook” will face,<br />
This teachable case,<br />
For legal-beagles with a bookish bentity.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-77000579465675033812010-08-27T08:09:00.000-05:002010-08-27T08:09:28.007-05:00Danielle and Earl Churn in Atlantic OceanWhat’s brewing with Danielle and this Earl?<br />
What commotion are they about to unfurl?<br />
Their relation is stormy,<br />
Hope they inform me,<br />
They’ll be calm as they swirl and they twirl.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-91947317716703957522010-08-26T08:21:00.001-05:002010-08-26T08:21:48.083-05:00Recalled Eggs Being PasteurizedSome egg-heads have cooked up a scheme.<br />
A half-baked idea, it may seem.<br />
Pasteurization,<br />
Is the new iteration,<br />
For cookies, cakes and ice cream.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-8213824073051048142010-08-25T08:07:00.000-05:002010-08-25T08:07:08.337-05:00Prius To Get Fake Motor NoiseToyota’s Prius is a Hybrid so quiet,<br />
That some in the street fail to eye it.<br />
A new add-on has come,<br />
With a motor-like hum.<br />
Sound reason for Pri-emptors to buy it?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-18843041055858433132010-08-24T08:23:00.000-05:002010-08-24T08:23:41.088-05:00Two Cups of Water Helps Lose WeightA study on folks losing weight,<br />
Has a solution that’s liquid and great.<br />
Hydro-dioxide pre-dinner,<br />
Will help you get thinner,<br />
'Cause your hunger will likely abate.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-10892802207174867662010-08-23T07:47:00.000-05:002010-08-23T07:47:37.978-05:00Rod Blagojevich on a Media BlitzEx Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich,<br />
Is running around on a media blitz.<br />
A mostly hung jury,<br />
Preceded this flurry.<br />
Does he jabber too much when he’s got an itch?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-54705910835358433612010-08-21T09:48:00.002-05:002010-08-21T10:26:04.880-05:00More Eggs RecalledThe egg recall is not going over easy,<br />
Recalling gets folks scrambling, oh so busy.<br />
From a sunny-side view,<br />
It boils over in a few.<br />
Are half-baked yokes about eggs all that cheesy?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-33122670507391805302010-08-20T08:01:00.001-05:002010-08-20T08:04:09.767-05:00Roger Clemens Charged with PerjuryHas Roger Clemens been called out on his lying?<br />
For pitching steroidian denying?<br />
A grand jury did balk,<br />
At his knuckleball talk.<br />
If they strike up a deal, is he buying?LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-26280656467581404402010-08-19T08:02:00.001-05:002010-08-19T08:22:55.559-05:00380 Million Eggs Recalled380 million Eggs are recalled for fear,<br />
Salmonella may eggsist; its unclear.<br />
With infections eggceeding,<br />
Eggspectations, they’re ceding,<br />
An eggsistential threat may be near.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-53168772178507037402010-08-18T08:23:00.000-05:002010-08-18T08:23:25.532-05:00PM Says Australia Should Become RepublicShould Australia cease to be royal?<br />
No longer so majestically loyal?<br />
Prime Minister Julia Gillard,<br />
Favors such regal discard,<br />
So a Republic would reign Aussie soil.LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620903216484684066.post-74020300080000542052010-08-17T09:22:00.010-05:002010-08-17T18:04:44.882-05:00Romanian Diplomat Expelled From RussiaRussia has expelled a Romanian,<br />
For activities considered subterranean. <br />
As a diplomat spy,<br />
Can't diplomatically deny,<br />
They’re rushin’ to deport'm 'cause he's remainiin'LimRickNewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14613824458859723175noreply@blogger.com0