RIM's BlackBerry and India Agreement

India and RIM have routinized
That E-mails and such can be scrutinized.
So if you gotta blackberry,
In South Asia, be wary,
Your confidential thumbs have been euthanized.

Former Gov Charlie Crist: Which Party?

Running for the Senate in Flor’da,
Charlie Crist, a Republican, yeah sort’a.
Now it’s crystal unclear,
Which party he holds dear.
Is he crystallizing partisan disorda?

Facebook Sues Teachbook

Facebook has sued some entity,
For using “Book” in its written identity.
“Teachbook” will face,
This teachable case,
For legal-beagles with a bookish bentity.

Danielle and Earl Churn in Atlantic Ocean

What’s brewing with Danielle and this Earl?
What commotion are they about to unfurl?
Their relation is stormy,
Hope they inform me,
They’ll be calm as they swirl and they twirl.

Recalled Eggs Being Pasteurized

Some egg-heads have cooked up a scheme.
A half-baked idea, it may seem.
Pasteurization,
Is the new iteration,
For cookies, cakes and ice cream.

Prius To Get Fake Motor Noise

Toyota’s Prius is a Hybrid so quiet,
That some in the street fail to eye it.
A new add-on has come,
With a motor-like hum.
Sound reason for Pri-emptors to buy it?

Two Cups of Water Helps Lose Weight

A study on folks losing weight,
Has a solution that’s liquid and great.
Hydro-dioxide pre-dinner,
Will help you get thinner,
'Cause your hunger will likely abate.

Rod Blagojevich on a Media Blitz

Ex Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich,
Is running around on a media blitz.
A mostly hung jury,
Preceded this flurry.
Does he jabber too much when he’s got an itch?

More Eggs Recalled

The egg recall is not going over easy,
Recalling gets folks scrambling, oh so busy.
From a sunny-side view,
It boils over in a few.
Are half-baked yokes about eggs all that cheesy?

Roger Clemens Charged with Perjury

Has Roger Clemens been called out on his lying?
For pitching steroidian denying?
A grand jury did balk,
At his knuckleball talk.
If they strike up a deal, is he buying?

380 Million Eggs Recalled

380 million Eggs are recalled for fear,
Salmonella may eggsist; its unclear.
With infections eggceeding,
Eggspectations, they’re ceding,
An eggsistential threat may be near.

PM Says Australia Should Become Republic

Should Australia cease to be royal?
No longer so majestically loyal?
Prime Minister Julia Gillard,
Favors such regal discard,
So a Republic would reign Aussie soil.

Romanian Diplomat Expelled From Russia

Russia has expelled a Romanian,
For activities considered subterranean.
As a diplomat spy,
Can't diplomatically deny,
They’re rushin’ to deport'm 'cause he's remainiin'

Venice to have First Female Gondolier

A first for Venetian gondoliers:
A woman will row with her peers.
Giorgia Boscolo,
Is the sola, not solo,
To do so in hundreds of years.

Red-Bearded Monkey Species Discovered

They’ve discovered some new species of monkey.
It’s red-bearded, cat-size and spunky.
But its Amazonian location,
Sees non-stop deforestation,
By those monkeeing around with their junky.

Border Security Bill is Passed

A border security bill,
Was passed by those on the hill.
A constitutional glitch,
Caused a revoting hitch.
But the nays were just about nill.

Debate on Fourteenth Amendment Heats Up

Should we amend amendment fourteen?
Are you American by birth place or by gene?
Bearing to anchor,
Is causing such rancor,
Is it fairness or fear of Lateen?

Flight Attendant Quits, Exits Plane

There was a flight attendent, so flighty,
Who flew into a rage, unsightly.
Flying out, dramatic'l-ly,
From the plane, he did flee,
Why on earth are we taking this flightly?

Verizon Unveils Motorola's Droid 2

Available now is Droid 2.
For Droid 1’ers, it's 2 good 2 be true.
With a speedier chip,
And a keyboard more hip,
A smartphone can get smarter? Who knew?

Honda Recalls Large Number of Cars

Honda is doing some recalling,
For reasons one could say are appalling.
Civic, Element, & Accord,
Have some problems aboard,
And auto-matically start free falling.

Congress Debates States Funding Bill

Should the feds help states pay the teachers?
Congress mulls a bill with such features.
Without such payoffs,
There will be big layoffs,
And then who will mind the little creatures?

Study: Women Prefer Men in Red

Women prefer men wearing some red.
That indeed is what some Journal has said.
"Experimental Psychology”,
Explains this neurology.
Does well-red suggest being well-bred?

Senate Confirms Elena Kagan for High Court

Elena Kagan was confirmed Supreme Judge.
Unlikely that the court’s idealogy will budge.
Most Republicans did oppose,
For reasons, who knows?
Unqualified or partisan grudge?

Federal Judge Rules on Same-Sex Marriage

A judge has dismissed Proposition Eight.
Californians can now marry any mate.
But who we can wed,
May not be put to bed,
‘Til the Supreme Court has their marry debate.

Static Kill of Damaged Well At Hand

BP would like to tell,
The static kill is beginning to gel.
So to end this day,
Is it fair to say,
All's well that ends such a well?

Survey on Cars Most Stolen

Which cars are most likely to be stol’n?
The Highway Loss Data Institute has been doing some poll’n’.
The most attractive swipes?
Escalade, F250, and G37 types,
While Volvos, Muranos, and Vues are left forlor’n.

Chelsea Clinton is Married

Chelsea and Marc have tied the big knot.
That’s Clinton and Mezvinsky, if you forgot.
The in-crowd was there,
To witness the pair,
Exchange their everlasting, matrimonial fiat.