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Tax Plan Gaining Traction

A tax plan is getting some traction.
With support from this and that faction.
Will there by compromising?
Is civility now rising?
The dawn of bipartisan action?

Women Who Make More, Divorce More

A woman who makes more money,
Is more likely to leave their honey.
A family journal’s finding,
On matrimonial unbinding,
May be interesting but really not funny.

New Google Feature Shows Instant Results

Google has a new feature so inspiring.
For types who find typing quite tiring.
As you input in each letter,
The output gets better,
Is saving googles of time so desiring?

Pilots In China Misstate Experience

Commercial pilots in China have been lying,
About their total experience in flying.
They plainly were fibbing,
And so their ad-libbing,
Won’t fly with the authorities. Not buying.

Mayor Daley Announces His Retirement

Chicago Mayor Daley says he’s retiring.
So the next mayor is now worth inquiring.
Is it Dart Jackson or Rahm,
Meeks Reilly, just some,
Of the folks who are in for the hiring.

Animal-Based Diets Increase Mortality Rate

The Annals of Internal Med,
Has news that carnivores may dread.
The report is alleging,
That those who are vegging,
Live longer than those who eat red.

Hartz Recalls Dog Treats

One more recall due-due to salmonella,
For Hartz and its canine clientella.
Their treats have potential,
To make them flatuencial,
But low risk to the gal or the fella.

Rip Currents Follow Hurricane Earl

It’s swell Earl’s strength is now sinking,
But swells and storms, there’s a linking.
Avoid currents that rip,
By deferring that dip.
It's good to be currently thinking.

Toshiba recalls 41,000 Laptops

Toshiba has announced a recall.
41000 laptops, an order that’s tall.
A bit overheating,
Could byte off your tweeting.
Their website has the hot info for all.

Tony Blair's New Book

A new book that Tony Blair has written,
Tells his views on George Bush and Bill Clinton.
Bush, simple but smart,
Clinton, just a soul-mate apart.
Breaking news from the XPM of Great Britain?

New Apple TV Announced

Announced is a new Apple TV.
It’s smaller and cheaper, whoopee!
And ninety-nine cents,
Is the rental expense,
For shows that used to be free.

RIM's BlackBerry and India Agreement

India and RIM have routinized
That E-mails and such can be scrutinized.
So if you gotta blackberry,
In South Asia, be wary,
Your confidential thumbs have been euthanized.

Former Gov Charlie Crist: Which Party?

Running for the Senate in Flor’da,
Charlie Crist, a Republican, yeah sort’a.
Now it’s crystal unclear,
Which party he holds dear.
Is he crystallizing partisan disorda?

Facebook Sues Teachbook

Facebook has sued some entity,
For using “Book” in its written identity.
“Teachbook” will face,
This teachable case,
For legal-beagles with a bookish bentity.

Danielle and Earl Churn in Atlantic Ocean

What’s brewing with Danielle and this Earl?
What commotion are they about to unfurl?
Their relation is stormy,
Hope they inform me,
They’ll be calm as they swirl and they twirl.

Recalled Eggs Being Pasteurized

Some egg-heads have cooked up a scheme.
A half-baked idea, it may seem.
Pasteurization,
Is the new iteration,
For cookies, cakes and ice cream.

Prius To Get Fake Motor Noise

Toyota’s Prius is a Hybrid so quiet,
That some in the street fail to eye it.
A new add-on has come,
With a motor-like hum.
Sound reason for Pri-emptors to buy it?

Two Cups of Water Helps Lose Weight

A study on folks losing weight,
Has a solution that’s liquid and great.
Hydro-dioxide pre-dinner,
Will help you get thinner,
'Cause your hunger will likely abate.

Rod Blagojevich on a Media Blitz

Ex Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich,
Is running around on a media blitz.
A mostly hung jury,
Preceded this flurry.
Does he jabber too much when he’s got an itch?